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Really… has it been this long.

Posted on 22 February 2012

I noticed today that it has been over a month since you saw a new tale. The thought that followed next was, “what a piece of shit…” Where is the consistency? What the fuck has Vinnie been doing? Surely, he has some thing to tell us. Surely, he has some profound ridiculous thought to share… I do… I have packed [...] Continue Reading

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MPAA Uses Stolen Getty Images

Posted on 20 January 2012

Nobody hears from me much, but with all this shit going on with SOPA and PIPA and the feds shutting down Megaupload, I just had to mention this. I decided to check out the MPAA website today. I wanted to see if their site was still getting hit with a DoS attack like the Department [...] Continue Reading

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Some short tunes and a battle from Relik

Posted on 15 January 2012

Yeah, so my job’s been keeping me out of the studio, but I had some free time to play and try and teach myself some music theory. Here’s a couple of quick tunes from my experiments. I think all of these tracks are 85 bpm. Except for this first one, not really my typical style/sound, [...] Continue Reading

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Tales From The Creep

Welcome to the Family

Posted on 15 January 2012

For those of you who follow us regularly, thank you. For those of you who have just stumbled across this public service masterpiece I have written for you and all the other entertaining morsels of delight our artists have created for you, the reader, then welcome. For everyone else… the haters… the true believers… the good… the bad… the [...] Continue Reading

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Tales From The Creep

Tis the Season

Posted on 29 December 2011

” The season.” What does that mean? From Thanksgiving to Christmas you hear people babbling about the season. Everyone is all smiles and chip chip cheerio. Let me get the door for you sir. Why, thank you. People decorate their houses with pretty twinkly lights and buy trees from strangers in parking lots. Co-workers at multiply offices across [...] Continue Reading

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My Albatross

Posted on 02 December 2011

I love how laughter can brighten some lucky person’s day. My day would be better if someone would silently eliminate everbody who says, “That’s what she said.” That is one of the most misused phrases of our generation. You normally hear this diarrhea coming from Abecrombie and Gap Eagle tools, usually destroying precious moments for regular folks… [...] Continue Reading

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    13 April 2012
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    Also...BIG ups to comedian Steve Wright for dropping by our Knoxville Show!
    29 March 2012
  • White
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    Big ups to the UU crew and all the other artists. Thanks for all who came out in support of the THE MAN tour...Its not over yet! Keep checking back for more spring dates.
    26 March 2012
  • Vinnie the Creep
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    this week fellows! look forward to having the crew together!!!!
    12 March 2012
  • Vinnie the Creep
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    i am ready to rape the southeast with the "great american challenge"
    12 March 2012
  • Relik
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    I just updated the audio player with clips from The Man. Buy that shit!
    5 March 2012
  • White
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    Im ready to penetrate the southeast!
    5 March 2012
  • Relik
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    I am ready to infiltrate the Southeast!
    4 March 2012
  • White
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    @ BIGhands...just the tour flyer...album art is coming!
    18 February 2012
  • BIGhands
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    nice album cover
    18 February 2012
  • Osker Yankee
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    I thought it was just all girls are gay!?
    17 February 2012
  • Relik
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    I'm just playin...you know everyone is gay.
    16 February 2012
  • Vinnie the Creep
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    huh?!
    16 February 2012
  • Relik
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    There's a post about me in Tales From The Creep? Why wasn't I informed first?
    14 February 2012
  • Wite
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    Someone messaged on Facebook asking how to access the homo post in Tales From The Creep [Im not joking!]
    14 February 2012
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